|When most of our readers think about jail, they think back to one of those artistic movies they may have watched recently where inmates seem to enjoy each other company, a lot. Of course in reality jail is rarely that fun especially if your straight. That is unless you are in jail in Valencia, Spain.
The boys at Picassent jail in Valencia were lucky enough to have a Christmas show put on for them. This show included Circus performers and a choir. Now you can hear the Daily Mail (which is unfortunately not spelt the way we like it) in the UK starting to shake with rage using phrases like, “Prisoners should not be having so much fun”, but these acts are not what have caused all the fuss; that would be the stripper.
This young lady ( yes I know it is a shame it is a woman, but we have to assume that they see enough naked men in prison in communal showers........oops sorry had a little day dream there) so this young lady not only took off all her clothes but also walked amongst the prisoners completely naked. She then poured condensed milk over herself and then allowed the prisoners to rub up against her.
Several female prison officers then left the hall, and the union making the complaint notes that several of the prisoners were there on sexual and domestic violence charges. Juan Figueroa, deputy president of the ACAIP union told Público newspaper that the incident was ‘lamentable’ and he called for the ‘urgent resignation’ of the prison director, Ramon Cánovas.
On the positive site it was noted that the stripper had performed for free, how public spirited of her.
Not that this has given me any ideas but I am just off to Quick Save (our local English Shop in Spain) to get a tin of Carnation.